Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Guthyroo just hooked me up with Twitter and it is super festive. It's a one-line dream come true. I'm fittin'tah one-line myself into a twitting frenzy. Twitter me!
PS: I posted a picture of myself :)
Look what I found in my box today?! Aside from the fact that I'm a VADGE and there is a glaring typo "fie" instead of "fine", they've made this dame a raging cunt-hate that (and her high, tight rack. Bitch). Women don't behave this way. Women aren't cunty. Women don't emasculate men. That is not how we roll, yo.
UPDATE: From the fabulous and flawless MonkeyMucker: Actually hon that's not a typo. the word "fie" is a somewhat rare wordthat is used to denote scorn or used in place of a swear or curse word.It was more popular in the old days, like say during the 16th thru 19th centuries. Who knew?! I had no idea. Simianboy, you're a wealth of knowledge. Grazie.
Penis enlargement patches also do not work. If you want to keep your junk intact, don't be stickin' things in it, or on it that can damage the meat bat. Don't let anyone make you feel badly about your manhood, either. It's your dick, live it. Love it. Take pride in it.
My website is being designed by kick ass designer Jeff Zani. His work is off the hook, yo and my site should be vinty fly. I'm so excited, I can't stand it!
I have some fabbylish dish that I will be gushing about in the next few days.
I started e-stalking with Queen of the Road Author Doreen Orion, all around JewGoddess. You must buy her book. She's wicked smart, interesting and hilar squared. Here's a snippet from her site about her book, "The true tale of 47 states, 22,000 miles, 200 shoes, 2 cats, 1 poodle, a husband, and a bus with a will of its own."
More Dish, children.... Tomorrow (Thursday) if you are in Chicago, you must attend The Fixx Reading Series.
Thursday Feb. 28th @7:30pm
w/ this month's special guests: Garin Cycholl and from Ninth Letter Literary Magazine Adam Deutsch, Micah Reicher, Brian Kornell and Juan Manuel Sanchez
Hosted by the Goddess that is Amy Guth!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
I'm wildly in love with this image. I found it on Abduzeedo. It's so vinty dream, isn't it?!
What a fuckin' week. I didn't know where to throw myself. By Tuesday, fucking Tuesday (do you believe?!), bridges seemed doable. I felt like someone was living up my ass and building cities with overcrowded highways filled with speeding drivers. I'm so glad it's over. My new website is up. HOWEVER, I'm trying to get a fly designer to give it a jhush. Will keep yas posted and give yas the URL when it's bettah.
Lewchie sent me the cover for AAM edition three last week and it is so fucking hot and sexy, it took my wig off, yo. Here's the dish on the third installment, it's going to be off the mothah' fuckin' hook.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
I'm trying to figure out how this benefits the blind. Blind people might want to comment, but can't. How the fuck do you plug in "zzp-zzeeep-jshuup-zzp-zzzmmm"?! I'm all twisted up about it. I think we should all eliminate word verification and kvetch to Google about it. This is what I feel. Are you with me?
Other dish... Guthyroo sent me a fabulous Katie Schwartz post that is just too fabulous. The Katie Schwartz who posted here is a lesbian and she's verbally kickin' the ass out of a fucktard REPUBEican. Love ha.
Diva FranIam sent out a missive for fundraising this week and I think we should all donate and help Kiara's family. They're trying to raise money for surgery that their health insurance will not cover. The bastahds-- I hate that shit. Read the yarn about Kiara on Franalish's bloggy.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
- It sucks mothah fuckin' ass
- The food choices are limited and vile on a good day
- I don't like the texture or taste of tofu (and I'm a vegetarian) unless it's masked, cloaked and disguised exceptionally well
- mock cheese doesn't melt and tastes disgusting
- Because it's trendy, many people pronounce vegan, vaaygan. Oh-the-shame.
- I can't wait to be a vegetarian again
- On a positive note, my mind feels clearer and my body feels energized because what I'm putting into it is pure fuel. If I look at food as energy instead of as a luxury item, there is a lot of validity to being vaaaaaygan
- katie schwartz - um, duh.
- coco - an honor as always.
- "greetings from george and laura's bush" - and OH what a bush it is.
- coco's vagina - okay, so I have a lot to say on the matter, but so does she.
- menstruation - beautiful.
- all the way from oy to vey - oh, goodie. Goodie?! Who am I?
- big vagina lips - I prefer meaty.
- coco camel toe - I digress.
- in side a vagina - "in side" is one word "inside"
- jamie spears knocked - UP, sweetie, SHE'S KNOCKED UP
- jews vulva - I wear them proudly.
- small vulva fucking - and your point is?
- thai girls video blogspot.comvulva - this is my favey because it's so whaaaaa?!
I have some fabulous announcements and dish coming soon. For now, here's what's up, my website will be launching shortly. The minute it's live, I'll post the URL so yas' can visit and yas bettah visit. Pushy enough?!
Last week, I got booked for Literary Death Match in New York, an Opium Magazine literarypaloozastravaganza. Being so wildly, passionately and desperately in love with the OM zeenylish, I'm plotzarella to the tenth power.
Artist James J Williams III posted pictures of the Paris installation that he's trying to save. I wrote about it here. The fundraising efforts are moving along famously. Donations are still required, be sure to contribute. Kid's work is at risk of being lost fahevah. Please visit his site and send some money to co-op and SAVE his work. Donate via PayPal
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 4:43 PM
But it didn't go the way I thought it would. People started to ask if they could donate something, anything, in order to save my work. The generosity has floored me. Really has just blown me away.
Because of the response, Envoy and I have decided that all of this work will return to New York to a permanent space. All the individuals who donate will effectively own every piece of this collection. These pieces will be available to the benefactors to be shown in the home or space of their choosing for a period of up to 6 months at a time, in perpetuity.
You can think of it as an artistic timeshare. While I'll think of it as a wonderful twist to an ongoing project/experiment of mine. I feel more full of life and love than ever.
More information at the link above.
Friday, February 08, 2008
Go to her show. Ya'll plotz.
The Dish on Jodie's Show
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
First, the image above is from my good friends at one of my favorite reads, The Daily Pitchfork.
Now, onto the dish... I don't know where to begin. What a month. Guthy is the greatest fucking editor I have ever had the privilege of working with (THANK YOU, DOLL). What an awesome, inspiring, enlightening experience working with her has been to edit my book. My book?! Do you believe?! I'm still plotzing. Everything will be wrapped up and ready to roll this week. I will be hocking youse ah'plenty. Baleedat, yo.
Side Note: I'm listening to Midnight Train to Georgia... It always makes me think of my girls Bethy and Politits.
I am grossly behind on my bloggy reading and writing. This will all be changing by Monday, I promise. I apologize for being a shitlogger. Let's not break-up, not when we've come this far and have so much more to do together.
I noted that B-Spears is bipolar, Obama and Hills are neck and neck (I hope they run together), Huckabee is still a severe whack job who should be institutionalized alongside Britney, and Heath Ledger didn't kill himself. I suppose all is well in the world. KIDDING. KIDDING. KIDDING.
I have announcements galore that I am going to be posting tomorrow and Friday, so drag yer asses back, capisce? Capisce.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
That's my girl! Go, Hillary, Go!
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 11:41 AM