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the road of good intentions is bullshit.

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I know you know everything about my real family history as you watched me grow-up at The Palace. I know you know I'm Princess Claire and now you know what I really do. I hear that I'm up for "Moulin Rouge." I'm up for all these features and I haven't acted in years. You know how surreal this life has been for me. I deal with world leaders, but I prefer to take down a regime intellectually than use a silencer. I use my mind to take down the enemy and sometimes I have to wear a mini-skirt.

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that phone sex is listed in the websters dictionary, and actually has a definition. "Sexually explicit talk engaged in by telephone, especially to enhance autoerotic pleasure." autoerotic pleasure. is that hilar?