Thursday, May 11, 2006

don't you think...

that technorati sounds like crotch rot?

jacked news


ATLANTA - A former Georgia state school superintendent accused of embezzling $600,000 and spending it on a facelift and an unsuccessful campaign for governor pleaded guilty Wednesday and will serve eight years in prison.

this broad boosted 600 g's to look like that?!

Drawers = droors

that misspelling merits a hand clapping standing ovation.

Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors that she had a nose job — but she's not denying it either.

Recent photos splashed across the Internet and in tabloids suggest the multiplatinum singer has made an alteration to her profile, removing the bump that made her nose distinctive. when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn't confirm or deny it, but just giggled more.

"Maybe — who knows!"

maybe, who knows?! someone's got a severe case of the bush's.

has she learned NOTHING from dolly parton?

BOGOTA, Colombia - Colombia's top court voted to legalize abortion in specific cases, easing a complete ban on the procedure in this majority Roman Catholic nation. Under the decision, abortions will be permitted in the cases of rape, incest and if the life of the mother or fetus is in danger. Abortion under all other circumstances will remain illegal, punishable by up to three years in jail for the woman and the doctor performing the procedure.

are you going to have to present a certificate that you were raped or molested in order to qualify for this legal abortion? because 58% of rapes go unreported. on the flipside, that's more lenient than busheen's administration.

 

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