not me. dumb ass. one of my best friend's, also named, katie. she was a gorgeous bride. the nuptials were in philly this weekend. it was beautiful. wonderful. fantastic to be back east. I saw friends and people I hadn't seen in 15-years. I'm so glad I went. and I am the anti-christ of weddings. but this. this was spectacular. best wedding I've ever been to. so happy for the blushing bride. now let's discuss my deep sorrow about having to leave the east to come west. it was so hard to get on that plane. no. it was so hard to get on that fucking plane. I didn't want to do it. it took every ounce of strength I had to board. and, two valium. fear not. I'm a jewgirl with a plan. kind of. in the making really. definitely. it's brewing in my head. and my heart. it has to ruminate. it has to blossom. it will. I am so into kd lang's, hymns of the 49th parallel at the minute that if there were a lesbian recruitment committee now would be a great time to sell ...