The non-sequitur post from hell. If I was paying for an opinion, I'd fill out a survey or log into a Dr. Phil forum, or ask a friend. When I check-out at a store, all I want to be asked is, cash, credit or check? "Should you really be buying pretzels", wholey Foods clerkcunt asks. Between us, Glutino Pretzels are gluten/vegan free noshies ta'die for, and one of the greatest organic, diet worthy, health conscious foods created. Not to be eaten every day, but if you want to feel like you're having a real snack on a Saturday afternoon or whenever, they're delish. Back to clerkcunt. "How is the food I buy any of your business?" I asked. "I see you in here a lot and you always buy fresh veggies and fruit. I assumed you were on a diet. Why sabotage yourself?" I walked right over to a manager and said, "Your clerk is stalking me." After explaining what happened, he apologized. We walked back over to clerkcunt. The manager said "Ap...
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love the pic. yes, much cuter than i had imagined, and i have a vivid imagination. too bad i'm married.
Jaysus, Katertot, you need me and you need me badly.
If you should find yourself stuck in the middle of the ocean without fresh water give yourself a salt water enema. The colon will absorb the required water and leave the salt behind. You'll have to do it a lot and it will leave you a tad 'crusty' but you will live long enough to die of starvation and/or paint a face on a volleyball.
Is that what Bambi and Thumper mean by 'twitterpation'?
Shut the fuck up - I am actually now officially extra in love with you, only moments after I was speaking of my husband's meat bat too.
FranIam.
Crushing.
Hard.
We will all soon be fighting over you. I don't want to hurt Tanya Espana, but I will if I am forced to.