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I have to go dress shopping. you know what I don't understand, why you have to dress a certain way to attend certain functions. I mean, it seems to me that you should be able to wear whatever you want to any damn function you are supposed to attend. I don't get it.

I dreamt about a pink oddly shaped vibrator last night. I am now on a quest to find said vibrator, though I don't think such a thing exists. Nor do I think my vagina is big enough to accomodate such a vehicle. Is nor a word? I mean really, is it?

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