Katie Schwartz

people have the most odd screen names. I wonder why...

my car is fogging up from the inside because the carpets are wet. can you say, vile? I'm taking it to the car wash next week so the carpets can be cleaned... oh joy. I wonder what that will cost. My brothers are coming into town next week for my sister's wedding. can't wait to see them. I'm as fat as a house. isn't that hot? I'm finishing the hair drama today. oy. I drink way too much coffee. tonight is my sister's whorefest. lisa welchel's husband is a pastor. I don't know why I'm so utterly fascinated by her, but I am. I think it's because she's so, oh, I don't know, creepy in a christian way. I am avoiding the shower like the plague. but I must man up, strip and dip.

The ADVENTure of Christmas "Redeeming the Meaning of Christmas... Have you discovered that Jesus sometimes gets lost in the middle of the hustle and bustle of His birthday party? Would you like to be able keep your children’s focus on Jesus and be able to join them in the wonder of the celebration?" do you really need me to tell you why this is hilar?