Thursday, September 07, 2006

the park and the dane

louie and I go to the park two to three times a day. love to play catch with the kid. so much fun. anywho there is this older broad; you know, the stoic silent type. she always shows up after 4 pm with her giant beige dane. I feel like she rapes him; has inapropriate sexual relations with him. it's the way she dotes on him. looks at him. steers him away from his would be friends. it's so canineophile. totally creeps me out. like he's going to share her dirty little secret with the world. I'm sure if he and jewcifer had 5 minutes to dish, oh could daney spin a yarn. and it's not like louie keeps secrets from me. he'd spill. I'd call the heat. the fuzz. the flat feet and she'd be locked up... in solitary of course. main population could get her whacked.

I'm ovulating. I also won't be blogging this weekend unfortunately. monday deadline. this will be my last post until monday. pine. please. love pineage. I will pine too. we'll pine together. I'm pining now.

have a great weekend. sleep. fuck. eat. repeat.

I am in the epicenter of a full scale panic attack

I just realized something... my jewergies are a serious occupational hazzard. I fear I am devolving into a seasonal cocksucker. could it be? I can't give someone a sneezejob. believe me... I would know. if I can't breathe through my nose, I can hardly suck a bagel through an asian man's cock. so what the fuck is a whore like me supposed to do?!

I think I'm forlorn.

awww, wikipedia cunt

isn't that soooo sweet! I have a tear in my eye and joy in my heart! wikicunt

vintage slut

<-- according to google. it so warms my heart! a zaftig, well hung dame.

vintage pussy

<-- I googled it. I think it is so beautiful!

al, I'll take wood for 5, please!

there are those who take fucking seriously and those who don't. for those that do, run to al sensu's site for his lastest wood, clit smacking yarn.


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