Tuesday, September 12, 2006

you go, gush limbaugh!

"Limbaugh handicapped races in new Survivor series, suggested "African-American tribe" worst swimmers, Hispanics "will do things other people won't do"

I thought he was a deaf drug addict. what the fuck is he doing talking? click through to hear his racist sound byte.

here a cunt. there a cunt. everywhere a cunt, cunt

my goodness, lindsey lohan's cunt has been busy. she's getting such a workout, this cunt.

I wonder where her mother's cunt is? Oh, I do so hope they make a guest appearance together. wouldn't that be wonderful?! two lohan cunts at once. something the world just doesn't see enough of.

ice-t and coco

nothing says love like two hot beverages.

I love ice-t. I think he's amazingly talented. that, and he's fearless.

on that note, let's get cunty, shall we?!

when I look at this picture and every other ice-t and coco image online, like, coco's cavernous taco, or coco's fishnet dress, or ice claiming ownership of coco's beav, as a JUST IN CASE. or coco and ice-t in matching pink ensembles, I think to myself, when does coco get time to menstruate? when I'm on the rag, you won't catch me in a flange outlined ass hugging pair of shorts or going braless. my nipples would be on fire in any one of the net mock-tops coco sports.

t doesn't feel like he fucks a menstruating dame either, so you'd probably have to take that once a quarter menstrual shot to be his ho.

when does coco get down time... you know, away from ice's cock. does she ever have the luxury of eating or not being perfectly groomed every fucking minute of every day?! in a way, coco's taking a hit for the team. we should thank her. I mean, shit, if ice liked chubby jewgirls with low hangin' knockers in frumpy clothes, well, I'd be all over his lipton flesh bat takin' a hit for the team too!

hey everybody!

blaire married a faggelah.

he's not a bottom.

for sure. no way.

he doesn't suck cock through a glory hole.

he never plays, altar boy horn.

he makes her cum all the time without saying, jesus.

he doesn't squirt mayo, vanilla frosting or whipped cream into his mouth wishing, hoping and praying it was jiz.

he's as straight as an arrow.


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