Katie Schwartz

Write Procrastinator has left a new comment on your post " lisa welchel's journal archives ": I've already contacted your family and they've contacted your Rabbi, we're doing an intervention on you, Katie-lah. TOO FUNNY!!! and, as an aside... because of you, wp, I can now claim that I don't need to spell check procrastinator!

Lisa Whelchel Weekly Journal June 30, 2006 Beth Moore Event so... here are some excerpts, but you must click through and read the whole thing. it is so shameful and so shallow. oh, scratch that, I mean, SO CHRISTIAN! "Jerry is such an amazing servant! He reminds me so much of my precious husband, Steve." um. jerry's black. and don't be tellin me that servant of jesus gig is an honor. a servant is a servant is a servant. how would diva blair feel if someone called her cracker with a cheese whiz back. "I was sooooo intimidated. I was so scared I was going to have to pray out loud in front of them. I mean really, first there is Beth, who can probably drink a cup of coffee with anointing. Then there is Priscilla, who prays with such authority that she could be reading the phone book and people would get saved." "I mean, I love Beth and all, but I came to meet Jesus and He showed up before we even got to see what Beth was wearing and how she did her hair....

lisa welchel journaled about a dinner she had with another creepy christian chick, beth moore . so, when the check came, blair picked it up with her 'mom time ministries' credit card. however, blair's card was declined (sad blair). the best part of the story is their little banter about the interpretation of blair's card being rejected: beth cleverly jumped in: “I think this is god saying that I’m supposed to treat you to dinner. I fought back: No, I think this is god saying you are supposed to meet my husband, Steve. when my credit card is declined, I chalk it up to being fat, poor white trash. but, maybe I'm missing something. maybe big j is trying to send me a message. should I be stealing cards from neighboring check folders? should I suck my waiter's cock? I think I'm going to sit in the closet like lisa welchel does with my ipod and see if I can't mainline god.

1. fame. finally! 2. never having to audition again and still fame prevails. 3. she thinks my sleezy, tough guy image is hot. 4. I make love to her. ewwwww. 5. I tattooed her image on my arm = love. 6. she's got a horse face too! our children will nay. 7. like my buddy k-fed, a rich bitch is better than a po bitch. 8. I'll never fly economy again. 9. television network red carpets blow olive garden's red carpets away. 10. I don't have to buy her tits.

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