Katie Schwartz

PaganSphinx tagged Bethy. Bethy tagged WP and Cormac tagged me. Is that rhymey?! Read their meems, they're great! I've also tagged a few peeps, too. I'm just sayin' . Ten Year Ago what were you doing, Schwartzy? I was in New York. Running almost 12 miles a day. Writing my heart out. Fucking my brains out and having a really fabulous time. I was also spending a lot of time with my family, my friends and my kid. He was six-months old. Five Things on Today's "To Do" List Buy luggage. done Go to the mall with my sister for mother's day tchoch. done Hock my webmaster about posting my revised content for my webbysite. Hocking Transfer files to my Mac from my PC. Whole Foods Run. Post this meme. Run up to ma's. E-stalk Dr. P. Schedule a hair cut. CBB (can't be bothered) E-stalk honeygirl and quinny. Clean Fan Man, I have a lot to do. I will get it all done, right? If I were a Billionaire Financially provide for my family and friends for life. Hit...

Bethy , our favorite blogger, the dame who color coordinates her reading glasses with her outfits (I fuckin' love that so hard), tagged me for the seven things you don't know about me, meemish. Have you read her seven? FANTASTIC. Please read it. You'll love it. Run. Read. Now . In honor of Bethy, I'm doing this while listening to "Midnight Train to Georgia". This is a stretch because there are so many things you know about me and will know about me this spring WHEN you read my book. Hey, a girl has to stay positive! Jumping to conclusions is also my favorite past time and sport of choice. So, ya know... 1. While it's true that I am queen of the cocksuckers, I have a wicked gag reflex. Not when noshing on cocsicles. No, mine is attributed to scent and food (look/texture/scent). If someone is bathed in cheap perfume, I will start gagging and potentially vomit. Overwhelmingly aromatic Thai foods, anything with eyeballs, fish, and peanut sauce (makes my teeth...

I usually leave shitlogue to the goddess that is vocab because she does it so perfectly. however, what happened today in my porcelain goddess made me want to run from myself. recall, I am a vegetarian. I don't even know what happened. I haven't changed my diet. nothing out of the ordinary. same old agida as yesterday and the day before that. all's I know is that the corpse of some 16th century chauvinist crawled out of my ass this morning gasping for air and pleading for a second chance. ps: bethy nominated me for a rockin girl blogger award. I am so touched. I love that girl's blog and I adore her! this weekend I'm posting. I am. I am. I am. it requires thought, donchya know. you must read her post and also see the nominees. I was so flattehed to be in the company of such fuck-off-vulva power bloggers . lulu and beckeye nominated her. I can't find what they wrote about bethy's blog. argh. (ps) their blogs are fab. hit their reads.