Katie Schwartz

fat clapper , fat wifey , fat , fat girl crashes , fat woman , very fat girl , fat parasailing , fat boy falling , and, finally, fat guy dancing these are the most shameful displays of self loathing I have ever seen. there is no way on god's green earth, I would drag my chubbette ass in front of a video naked and then submit it for the world to see.

I have these two essays that I need to finish by the end of the weekend and I've reached the point in writing them where I've decided they're hack and tiptoe-y... I'm not much of a skirt-the-issue, writer. who knew she could be such a tepid-pussy-bitch?! as the weekend approaches, I have one wish, that bush gets caught in a circle jerk with rummy, oral and cheney. this would make me so happy! I have to get my car smogged and registered today. ugh. so NOT in the mood. I also have to go to work. maybe I'm ovulating.