Friday, April 28, 2006

you tube shame

fat clapper, fat wifey, fat, fat girl crashes, fat woman, very fat girl, fat parasailing, fat boy falling, and, finally, fat guy dancing

these are the most shameful displays of self loathing I have ever seen. there is no way on god's green earth, I would drag my chubbette ass in front of a video naked and then submit it for the world to see.

writing and shit.

I have these two essays that I need to finish by the end of the weekend and I've reached the point in writing them where I've decided they're hack and tiptoe-y... I'm not much of a skirt-the-issue, writer. who knew she could be such a tepid-pussy-bitch?!

as the weekend approaches, I have one wish, that bush gets caught in a circle jerk with rummy, oral and cheney. this would make me so happy!

I have to get my car smogged and registered today. ugh. so NOT in the mood. I also have to go to work.

maybe I'm ovulating.


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