What's a Girl to do?!
We're so bullet pointing right now. It's my latest obsession yet again... And, wait, I'm in non-sequitur mode. I am OCD about looking for themes in my life, both positive and negative. Precipitated by my insatiable desire to unearth the origin of issues and answers to questions. I'm also a raging pain in my own ass and the ass of others. For such an ass driven bird, you'd think I'd love anal sex, but I don't. Go figure?! Have you noticed that as we get older, we have more days where we say, "Today was great, but," instead of "Today was great, period"? I need new bras and I am so not in the mood to go rack shopping. The hallways in the buildink I'm living in smell like mold. Creepy. Calling the slumlord on Monday to hock a chinek. I'm ovulating. Week was good, but... I'm so dull today. Forgive me. Tomorrow, I'll post something dishylish.