this unrelenting heat wave...
it is hotter than the devil's asshole post spicy pad thai and red curry. it is muggier than laura bush's beaver. it is dryer than write procrastinator's posts. i am mother fucking cock sucking DYING from this heat wave. my apartment is like a heat vortex sucking the life out of my fat fuckin jew bitch body. argh! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck