time warner drunk
I called t-warn and asked the drunkard. yeah, DRUNKARD , why two accounts were showing up under my name. in the stoniest of stonery voices, he said, shit , I don't know. you don't want to pay for their cable ? hearty pot chuckle. hearty pot chuckle. hearty pot chuckle. no, I don't want to pay for their cable, shmeggeggie. put the pipe down and FOCUS, PLEASE. you are to turn off #11 and make sure that #2 STAYS ON. got it ?! bitch laughed. he couldn't stay sober for his shift? oh, who the fuck am I kidding, if I had to do customer service, could I take it fat free? hell no. french fry bender here I come!