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0 comments | Wednesday, May 14, 2008


New blog on the street, by Author Gail Konop Baker (Cancer is a Bitch). Click over and welcome this divine diva to our fabbylish community. She's such a brilliant, inspiring writer and so adorable. Read ha and you will love ha.

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12 comments | Tuesday, May 13, 2008


My beautiful, wonderful, altruistic sister is a teacher at a progressive private middle school. The kind of school I'd want to send my children to. They promote non-violence, foster creativity, and have implemented an Eco-education program. Fab, right? Right.
Today during lunch, right in front of the Jewess that is my sister, Student-A (who she's been teaching for 3-years), said to Student-B, "You worthless Jew, you should have been killed in Auschwitz."
Heartbroken, enraged and shaking as a result, she managed to handle herself with enviable dignity and grace, under what I regard as horrific circumstances.
She immediately took him to the Principal's office. With great pride and zero remorse, he not only acknowledged what he said, he continued on a tirade of hate that she'd never seen in him before. He also showed them web pages he'd authored, replete with Swastika backgrounds and venom for my people.
Here's the kicker... The kid is half-Jewish.
Take it in.
I know.
Ya need a minute.
Do you believe?!
The kid was expelled immediately.
The FBI and the police were called, that's how serious the situation was and is. His parents are devastated and shocked. I do wonder how they didn't know. Is that odd? He's got to have a full psych evaluation (Thank God).
After all was said and done, my sister took a minute, had one of those deep sobbing moments a girl needs after enduring that kind of hate and walked right back into her classroom to teach her students.
I'm in awe of the girl.
--Shameful, Funny Side Note--
She told one of her colleagues about what happened and he said, "Oh, I'm not really good with history. Is Auschwitz like a famous place?" Always the sardonic diva, regardless of circumstance, in a deadpan voice, she said, "It's a concentration camp." He asked, "Really? What kind?"
OY to the VEY. Capisceka?!
A counselor is coming in, to speak with the kids and the teachers. I'm very glad about that. Tonight, we had a lovely nosh and a good cry. I'm so proud of her.
------------UPDATE----------------
Everyone's comments were fantastic and wonderful and thank you for your fabulousness. Bubbsie, the law enforcement adonis mentioned a few things I'd not heard of and wanted to be sure to share.
"There's a publication I get regularly, the Southern Poverty Law Center Intelligence Report, and I also get stuff all the time from the ADL. This stuff is always out there, right underneath the surface ready to bubble up at any time. Right now one of the most active white supremacist groups in the Chicago area recruits heavily, and is largely composed of, Polish-born teens on the northwest side. How sick is that--kids from a country invaded by nazis adopting nazi imagery?"
And
"As for the kid himself--tell your sister to keep her eyes open and run like hell/call police if she sees that kid anywhere in her vicinity. And, sadly, he's not the first self-hating Jew to cross the line into nazi territory. Frank Collins, Chicago's most prominent neo-nazi back in the late 70's and 80's, was "exposed" by fellow nazis as being Jewish. The ADL and SPLC have profiled a handful of other men who've done similar things."

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2 comments | Monday, May 12, 2008




  1. Astonishing Adventures Magazine was plugged in Bookgasam! Congratulations, beautiful babies... Which reminds me

  2. I will be interviewing the brains behind AAM this week. Check back on Wednesday for all the dish.

  3. I had dinner with one of my bestest friends in the woild tonight in from NY. He made my day.

  4. I'm writing a new project, a huge departure from comedy, so there's that.

  5. Dished with pops-- he's doing great.

  6. Still owe Quinny an email. I've re-read it a few times. That dame is so sagey. If you haven't read her blog, you must.

  7. Frannylish's post about Gifts of Healing, Consolation and Peace is quite riveting. Check it out, I was inspired.

  8. Long day, though a good one.

  9. Email mishigas like you don't know.

  10. That's my daily report.

  11. More dish later... Good dish and awwwwl

  12. XOXOXOX

  13. Katie

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11 comments | Saturday, May 10, 2008


PaganSphinx tagged Bethy. Bethy tagged WP and Cormac tagged me. Is that rhymey?! Read their meems, they're great! I've also tagged a few peeps, too. I'm just sayin'.


Ten Year Ago what were you doing, Schwartzy?

I was in New York. Running almost 12 miles a day. Writing my heart out. Fucking my brains out and having a really fabulous time. I was also spending a lot of time with my family, my friends and my kid. He was six-months old.


Five Things on Today's "To Do" List


  1. Buy luggage. done

  2. Go to the mall with my sister for mother's day tchoch. done

  3. Hock my webmaster about posting my revised content for my webbysite. Hocking

  4. Transfer files to my Mac from my PC.

  5. Whole Foods Run.

  6. Post this meme.

  7. Run up to ma's.

  8. E-stalk Dr. P.

  9. Schedule a hair cut. CBB (can't be bothered)

  10. E-stalk honeygirl and quinny.

  11. Clean Fan

Man, I have a lot to do. I will get it all done, right?


If I were a Billionaire



  1. Financially provide for my family and friends for life.

  2. Hit every homeless organization and women's shelter I've been involved with in SF, LA and NYC and make sure that each person had enough money to live the life they've always wanted to live. Make sure that these organizations had the money and resources required to eliminate bureaucracy and provide educational and financial means for each resident.

  3. Financially invest in other organizations I'm passionate about and spend more time volunteering.

  4. Set up a private health care fund for men and women, either abandoned by their insurance companies or who can't afford insurance, to make sure they get the health care they need, worry free.

  5. Set up a private fund for women with any kind of thyroid disorder whatsoever and provide them with the financial and medical resources required, so they can regain their lives.

  6. Set up a fund for writers and artists to be able to write and create art full-time and get their careers going without having to work jobs.

  7. Write a lot

  8. Start a theatre company, etc. etc. etc.

  9. Get my Masters

  10. Buy my apartment in NYC

Three Bad Habits


  1. I bite my lower lip when I'm nervous

  2. Going to the mailbox and opening my mail-- Maybe I'll go once a week, maybe.

  3. Rubbing the palms of my hands when I'm uncomfortable or anxious

Five Places I've Lived



  1. New York

  2. Los Angeles

  3. San Francisco

  4. Chicago

  5. Durham & London, England

Only five?


Five Jobs I've Had



  1. Pizza maker

  2. Ice cream scooper

  3. Jewelry store stocker

  4. Assistant to an accountant, that job sucked ass, yo

  5. Florist's Assistant

I am tagging...

Hot Mess

FreidaBee

Frannylish

MonkeyMucker

IntoTheSunrise

Quinny

Yikes!

HoneySmack

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6 comments | Friday, May 09, 2008


  1. I'm having a love / hate relationship with the human race at the minute.

  2. Bad drama is unfestive.

  3. Miscommunication sucks ass, especially when you know you're right. Katie, you did not just say that. Oh, yes, I did.

  4. Creepy people are unfestive.

  5. Life through my youngest brother's eyes is refreshing and lovely and a reminder of how sacred and special growing up is. At 21, you realize your foundation isn't where you live, it's knowing that you're loved by your family and friends. Right?! Being 21 is a special and tumultuous time. I feel lucky to be there for him and listen, knowing he has to find his own way. Kid's amazing.

  6. The Pilcrow Lit Fest is in two weeks. What a fab time that will be. We're all going, yes? We've all donated a few duckets? Spill.

  7. I think I love the new vinty pocketbook I'm about to buy, not sure though. My sister says I should go for it. Thoughts?

  8. I think I'm bi-- I'm falling for MacBook pretty hard, yet I'm not ready to break up with PC. Oy, such a conuny.

  9. I have two new blog crushes, check it out, it's a hot mess of hilariousness. WP turned me onto the baroness's post about Juicy asses. So funny.

  10. I don't understand why women are so hot for Bret Michaels. What am I missing?

  11. I'm listening to Native New Yorker RIGHT NOW, by Odyssey. This song kicks mothah fuckin' ass.

  12. I shouldn't curse so much, which reminds me....

  13. ... I need to call my dad.

  14. Had fab e-dishes this week with SprawlingRamshacklee, Eebie, Bethy, Franny, Quinny, Guthy, Freidabeezy, Lewchie and Cormac Brownie.

  15. I worry too much.

  16. I have two meemers to do this weekend. I'm so excited. Love a good meemish.

Katie is now logging offline because Katie needs fresh air. More later.

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13 comments | Sunday, May 04, 2008


  1. To every blogger who commented on my Farmhouse Interview, A MILLION THANK YOU'S for your generous, supportive, wonderful comments. You are such angels. How did I get so damn lucky, huh?! Someone is lookin' out for Jewgirl and I am one grateful heeblette. Grazie.
  2. I am not breaking up with PC. Let me just put that out there. I am a PC / ThinkPad whore. I also needed a new lappytoppy. I bought a Mac laptop. Question, what the fuck?! I can't figure out how to use it. I'm trying. Mac users, Q4U, have you tried using it with with Windows Professional XP? Should I buy that? I hear that software turns your Mac into a PC. Thoughts? Spill.
  3. Who has a Mac trick or three hundred up their sleeves they'd like to impart? Spill.
  4. How was everyone's weekend?
  5. I'm now going to make myself horizontalish and play with my mactop.
  6. I heart You.
  7. I'm back into bullet points. Oy, I know.

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9 comments | Thursday, May 01, 2008



Shalom Beautiful babies. Guess what?! The gems at Farmhouse Magazine, one of my favey favealish reads online featuring fiction, non-fiction and poetry, alongside toe curling, subversive art, interviewed Schwartzy about my book, Emotionally Pantsed. Take a look. Ga'head.


PS: Website is officially going live this weekend. Ya's can take a look at it in beta.

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3 comments | Wednesday, April 30, 2008



He is the Editor-in-Chief of Astonishing Adventures Pulp Magazine, a wickedly dark artist, a brilliant writer and a great friend, and today is his birthday! Lewchie, John Donald Carlucci, I wish you the happiest birthday ever.


This is your year, kid. I know it. I feel it in my bones. I wish you the world. Click over and wish him a very happy birthday, por favor.



xo
Jewgirl


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12 comments | Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I never ask ya's to sign petitions. Now, I'm akksin. Here's the dish and the URL:



"In 2007, the 'artist' Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, took a dog from the street, tied him to a rope in an art gallery, and starved him to death. For several days, the 'artist' and the visitors of the exhibition have watched emotionless the shameful 'masterpiece' based on the dog's agony, until eventually he died.



The prestigious Visual Arts Biennial of the Central American decided that the 'installation' was actually art, so that Guillermo Vargas Habacuc has been invited to repeat his cruel action for the biennial of 2008.



PLEASE HELP STOP HIM http://www.petitiononline.com/ea6gk/petition.html



It's free of charge, there is no need to register, and it will only take 1 minute to save the life of an innocent creature."



Please, please, please sign this petition.

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I e-stalked Peter Bebergal, co-author of The Faith Between us, another book I’ve been reading. It's great soul food, lots of spiritual nourishment that helped in the faith restoration department—you know, faith in oneself and the-dirty-little-secret-that-is faith in God. By the by, authors P&K take God out of the closet, introspectively, passionately, humorously and beautifully. I love it. You know the drill, run.read.now.



Ya’s all know that I’m a big proud Jew, that’s true. My relationship with God has also evolved and shifted many times. One of the things I adore the most about being Jewish is the latitude (I feel) it affords me to ask questions and search for enlightenment and atonement on my clock and on my terms. I digress. After sharing with Peter how much his book has impacted me (you must read it, really. Peter and Scott Korb wrote it, Jewish and Catholic, respectively.) I was telling him about this dame I ran into while waiting for an elevator en route to a doctor’s appointment. She asked me what I was reading (I schlepped The Faith Between us for moral support).



I told her what the book was about and why I thought she should read it. To say she had an adverse reaction would be a compliment—“Ewws” and “Yucks” followed by, “Books about religion make me SO angry.” Etc. Etc. Etc. This, after saying, “I’m a Jew like you.” A dame that presumptuous, please, a fast friendship had to be born. I followed her into the waiting room and pleaded with her to read Scott and Peter’s introduction. She did. PS: She fell so in love with the book, she asked me if she could keep it. Of course I gave it to her, duh.



I know I’m droning on. Anyhoodle…



I noticed that Peter and I are on a panel together at the
Pilcrow Lit Fest, Re-Routing: Recovery and other things that change the creative process, moderated by poet, Adam Deutsch. Other fabulous authors on the panel, Gail Konop Baker, Lynn Brewer, Rachel Cline, Cristina Henriquez and Amy Sayre-Roberts (I couldn’t find her webbysite).



I mentioned that to Peter in an email, and he asked me about my yarn re: recovery. Talk about a pausey-pause moment. I needed to think about that hard because I haven’t talked about it with anyone except my family, a handful of friends and my psychiatrist. I wrote a lot about it in my forthcoming title, Emotionally Pantsed. Though it’s not something I talk about. My roid of thy has been this crazy secret, categorized in shame and guilt. Of late, I feel a culmination of fear and need to start dishing about it from all perspectives.



I spilled the abridged version to Peter and felt dirty afterwards (overly dramatic enough?! I know). Still. That gave me the confidence to blog a wee bit about it
here. I felt the same queer ass dirtiness. Oy. However, something incredible happened. I got emails from two bloggers (I won’t mention because I’m a freak about protecting people’s privacy) conveying their thyroid mishigas, and asking me to share mine. It was incredible. I knew that I made the right decision to start draggin' my ass outta the thyloset (ha). It took a day or two to email the deets. I guess what held me back was wondering what they would think of me after reading about it because I'm still figuring a few things out-- It’s a process. Then again, what isn't?! PS: The comments on the post were so supportive and menschy and I so appreciated that.


On a super up note, I am figuring it out. And I like that. It's slow, yes, but it works. I'll also be dishing more about it.

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