Sunday, February 26, 2006

cock size

my best friend taught me how to read cock size. it's invaluable. it's not in the hands and feet. that's a myth. it's much deeper then that. and you know, he's always accurate. every cock he's read that I've seen post reading has always been exactly as he predicted.

people suck!

you know what I just realized, unless you have an incurable disease, people don't unconditionally cheer you on. and that sucks ASS.

fat got your tongue

my dog is farting up a fucking storm. I mean for the love of god, have a heart, child. he's just a farting machine. oy vey a shmear.

my cravings today are out of control. I want oreos, double stuffed. and I want bagels with vegie cream cheese and I want macaroni and white trash cheese. and I want really good french toast with roasted potatoes.

instead, I'm eating a protein bar.

fuck off, you know.

what a busy day. I have so much to do.

gotta write, too.

I think my neighbor whacked his wife, and now he's engaged again. I mean what is with everyone getting married?!?!?!! I can't get married. I can't do it. It's not for me. no, no, no, no.

I'm off like a prom dress.


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