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tagged by crionaberry

so, I got tagged by crionaberry ... you know, my dear friend, verbs . this is my first tag, too. should I feel violated? I hope this makes me cum. 10 years ago... 1. I could wipe my ass without pulling a muscle 2. I didn't pee a little when I laughed too hard 3. I was much more fuckable 4. I was hotter 5. I was thinner 6. I was fucking many men 7. I was more interesting 8. I was terminating my starter marriage 9. I still had low hanging two ton torpedo tits, but with much more interesting nipple structure 10. I wasn't a bitter, vile cunt 5 years ago... 1. I was in nyc 2. I was happier 3. I had hope 4. I had faith 5. I was fucking more puerto ricans :) 6. I was fucking more italians :) 7. I fucked someone in confession... that was hot 8. I was funny-er 9. I was cute 10. I was living between bitter cunt lane and muster some hope, bitch, way one year ago... my life started falling apart at the seams 5 songs I know all the words to... 1. delta dawn. hi! jew. it's like the talmu

dr. phil's son married a big ol' brain

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well I'll be dipped in shit. if this ain't a match made in de-vorce heaven, I don't know what is. let's celebrate jr's foray into living out his father's darkside squared. triplets. wow. like he hasn't fucked all three. come on! you're not going to comparison shop the pussies?! the hell you won't, and don't! she must suck a mean little cock.