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Man Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack

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Vice President Cited After Blasting Hunting Buddy With Bird Shot. The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had "a minor heart attack" Tuesday morning, hospital officials said. OMG. THE SHAME...

funny signs

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great contrasts. -- didn't write them... wish I did

*Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.* *Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.* *A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.* *Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.* *The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.* *If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.* *Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.* *HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.* *G

dick moron cheney in the dumb ass news

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Harry Whittington poses in his office. Doctors said the 78-year-old lawyer's condition is improving but he may have to live with some bird shot in him.