Tuesday, March 28, 2006

a dearly departed friend... a moment of silence, please

at approximately 8:54 PM, I suffered a painful loss, something I'm not sure I will ever recover from. though my relationship was brief, it was far from inconsequential. in fact it was one of the most profound unions I've ever experienced.

we spent every waking minute together. we were joined at the hip, the best of friends.

the click wheel on my crackberry croaked. I am overwhelmed with sorrow. so much so that I will be sitting shiva for her, and shrouding all mirrors so that I can reflect on our journey together; 3 short months. it's never enough time is it?

a memorial service will be held on saturday morning at 8:54 AM. please feel free to attend.

signed,

forlorn crack whore no more

fat names and day brides

if I had the name, wally, I would change it to something leaner. wally is a gutteral fat name that gets trapped in your throat. it's right up there with sally.

I think day brides are creepy. who gets all wildly married in those big white dresses at 11AM or at 3 in the afternoon? those kinds of brides serve queer ass organic greens and poppyseed cake. I hate those weddings. I always get a fucking headache and just HATE having to wear a skirt that early in the day.

 

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