Katie Schwartz

... Say it with me. Thanks to my good friend Teeny for sending me this ginormous shot of Coco Grand Rapids and some research on Coco's website , she has a lot to say. Or should I say alot to say. In case you were wondering about Coco's breasts and if they're real, here are the facts straight from her V, also found on the BIO link: "My breasts have been enhanced (ya don't say?!) and they've been done since late in my 18 years age (that's a sentence I'd want to repeat) . I've always had nice sized breast (breastSSSSSSS) but I just wanted them to fit my shape and I love to go braless " (forTUNAtely, your breasts will survive you, and your braless corpse can bounce into eternity. Happy?) . If you log onto her site and hit BLOG ATTACK , you'll see this dandy note, too: "Blog Attack (with an image of big red lips) A lot of ugly blogs are out there saying some really mean things about your Coco . It's easy when no one ever says anythi...

Stunning. Non-sequitur of the day: I love watching things come to a boil, not metaphorically, literally, specifically water and coffee. This afternoon, I was logged onto Yahoo under my screen name, herecomescreepy and I got the strangest IM. CojynaAtLarge: Hey, Katie, are you there? HereComesCreepy: I am. Do I know you? CojynaAtLarge: Not intimately... unless of course you're.... as cold as ice . HereComesCreepy: Oh, like the Foreigner Song. You're as cold as ice, ya will learn to sacrifice ... blah, blah, blah. CojynaAtLarge: Um... No... Tha'mayns! HereComesCreepy: Okay, point blank, who is this?! CojynaAtLarge: Coco's vagina! HereComesCreepy: SHUT UP. CojynaAtLarge: Fer'reeeeeels. HereComesCreepy: You're like FAMOUS and shit. CojynaAtLarge: *blushing* HereComesCreepy: You can blush? CojynaAtLarge: Ya'd be surprized wat plastiks can do these days. I can blush in 3colers (pink, red and tangerine), tak, reed, rite, swallah my mans hole, chomp at the bit, she...

Coco's vagina for the blind. Menstrual lips: when the twins get a reprieve for a job well done. These lips were made for talking. Fuck you, Revlon. I told you my lips were famous. Coco's PETA lips. HELLOOOOOO. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?! THIS IS MUHAMMAD ALI. My bloggyJewpal, Adylish scent me a fabulous, fuck-off link called Smell Me And . It's the perfect spokesvadge gig for the Cocster. In Vulva's own words: "Vulva original is not a perfume. It's a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your smelling pleasure." When Coco's cooch runs out of steam from being split to death, thank God she has Vulva to turn to. Such a shondj she isn't working for them.

Coco's vagina has consumed FEMA. Southern States pummeled by floods and avalanches are unable to provide assistance to residents. It's mayhem and madness. Residents were hoping that FEMA would get a reprieve from Coco's vagina. However, it's rumored that FEMA is trapped behind the Red Cross, Bush's dignity, and hundreds of North Korean nuclear missiles. Governor Jim Gibbons-R of Nevada said, "This is no time for one of those liberal vaginapaloozas. Our citizens are in dire need of assistance. They're literally drowning. Six hours ago, we sent dozens of choppers and marines into Coco's vagina, hoping to liberate FEMA. We lost contact about an hour ago. But, we haven't given up. We're staying the course." In a news conference that aired on ABC this morning, Bill Ritter-D of Colorado said, "Coco's vagina has already claimed too many countries, cities and lives. We will no longer be a hostage to Coco's vagina." He believes Ros...

You know how OCD I am about Coco's cavernous taco . Oy, how can you not feel badly for her split knish? Vadge handlers, can you imagine the ahj? This weekend, they were out in grand style. Coco's taco really made the rounds. They were seen here and here and here and here . The only time her vagina gets a reprieve is when she's in a dress.

courtesy of eebie , australian fashion week reveals a big ol' lippy mess. looks like someone's givin' coco 's lips a serious run for their money.

HAPPY VALENTINES FROM COCO'S CAMEL TOE!!! love, me

dear coco's vagina: hi! how are you? it's sooo great to see you making the rounds. so, I wanted to ask you, what's it like to be a show and tell vagina ? you're like so famous! omg. I googled coco's camel toe and got 212,000 search results on google. can you believe that?! but, get this, when I googled coco's vagina , I got 500,000 + results... crazy, girl. you seem to get invited to the coolest functions ever! but, I wonder, have you thought about visiting schools for the blind? I think that could seriously be your target market. not that I know for sure, but they could definitely use some guidance and you are such an expert! vaginal braille could really take off. I can SO see a braille vadge calendar on coco's world . can't you? I bet your audio pod casts would be all the rage. anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. so sorry! how did you get into lip show and tell? when did it start for you? I bet I know, high school, right? there was some boy you were ...

I just need to understand why a cavernous taco is a perfect accessory. we're talking big pookie pain, so what's the scoop behind the scoop?! no accidental lip chick enjoys the ride, BELIEVE ME. is it a status thing? are tacos making a comeback?

nothing says love like two hot beverages. I love ice-t. I think he's amazingly talented. that, and he's fearless. on that note, let's get cunty, shall we?! when I look at this picture and every other ice-t and coco image online, like, coco's cavernous taco , or coco's fishnet dress , or ice claiming ownership of coco's beav , as a JUST IN CASE. or coco and ice-t in matching pink ensembles , I think to myself, when does coco get time to menstruate? when I'm on the rag, you won't catch me in a flange outlined ass hugging pair of shorts or going braless. my nipples would be on fire in any one of the net mock-tops coco sports. t doesn't feel like he fucks a menstruating dame either, so you'd probably have to take that once a quarter menstrual shot to be his ho. when does coco get down time... you know, away from ice's cock. does she ever have the luxury of eating or not being perfectly groomed every fucking minute of every day?! in a way, co...