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I suck

I am a kvetchy, whiney pain in the ASS these days. I gotta knock it off. I am so annoying, I don't even want to be in my own company. how shameful is that?!

I think this is my first incantation as a woman

according to my platonic male friends, I ask inapropriate questions for a straight chick. ie: 1. does she have a nice rack? 2. is she putting out? if not, how come she gets boyfriend privileges? 3. is she good in bed? 4. does she suck a mean cock? tags: sex + humor

the alcoholic chronicles continue

those who live in liquored up houses should not throw glass bottles! tags: sex + humor

you know what's disgusting

my apt. manager came by to remove my air conditioner and replace it with a larger one, the gazillion btu's one that I spent $300 on. I'm an air whore. still, I noticed blood spots on the new air conditioner. where's the blood coming from? I thought, do bleeding air conditioners count as a jesus miracle? if so, who can I call to arrange PAID visitation for my unit. they can kiss it, fondle it, fuck it, I really don't care as long as I make a few duckets along the way. as it turns out, he was bleeding. what's disgusting is that I didn't have a god damned money making miracle!

shame on craigslist? maybe not

hi, i'm a programmer at craigslist. i assure you that staff wouldn't have removed that posting for being offensive or outside any sexual norms- we see much more 'outside' stuff daily. however, this posting looks like it was miscategorized- it was in "temporary gigs" rather than a personals category, where i think you would agree it belongs. that's not grounds for taking steps like blocking the user's IP, of course, but if the user persistently posts daiper-fetish ads in that category, i imagine our customer service people would first ask him to post in a personals category, and then block him if he continued to post in temporary gigs. in this case, i'm not sure if the user is actually blocked due to consistent abuse, or if the original poster was exaggerating by saying s/he'd had him blocked. that particular posting was "flagged down", that is, removed from the site by the action of a number of users flagging the posting as being misc