Tuesday, September 05, 2006

oh, what a tangled web of shame we weave

I have nothing to blog about.
I've been sneezing for days. it's extremely unattractive.
I got freaked out by a christian today.
the mayor of my block bought a new mercedes and has decided to go with a white nautical clothing theme.
I'm ovulating next week.
I'm fat.
I have to speak at my best friend's wedding in 7 weeks.
I have nothing to wear.
work sucks.
I'm forlorn about a certain something. cryptic enough?
I'm thinking that when I reincarnate, I'd like to come back as a black man with a freakish 12 inch cock. at least then I'd have a better shot at being considered a porn star.
I'm nauseas.
I'm tired. but not sleepy tired.
I have so much to do and there isn't enough time in the day to do it all.
I feel like a suburau: ugly. beaten up and hung out to dry.
I got a marriage proposal today via email ;0


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