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happy birthday!!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLEO !!!! monday is nicoleo's b-day. skip on over to verbs and wish her a very happy birthday! it's going to be a tits year for her! the breast ever!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo jewgirl

lip smackin beav for days

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thank you jcbc ! this fabulous cavernous cunt clip is from the great carlucci ! so fucking funny. turn up your sound... you will laugh your asses off.
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Man Jailed for 11 Years in Bizarre Divorce Saga MEDIA, Pennsylvania (Sept. 16) Barbara Jean Crowther Chadwick is now Bobbie Applegate - she made up the last name. in past interviews, she has described a home life controlled intensely by her husband, with rationed toilet paper (six sheets per bathroom visit) and sex (7:30 a.m., Tuesdays and Thursdays). she should be grateful. he gave her six squares per visit. if she can contain her anal explosions to once a day, she can use up 90% of that day's squares and ration the other squares for peeing. what is so complicated here, people?! he also didn't withhold the cock. he was putting out twice a week. I'm not sure if this accounts for foreplay, but I assume that if it doesn't, he'd be willing to compromise and allocate a good 15 minutes towards it. it's all about negotiation, applegate. ps: does she thinks she bears a striking resemblance to c-app ? and, what is with that tattoo? could it be any rougher on the eyes?!

oh, the shame of it

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how contrived and cliche can you be? well, I'll tell you. have a lil' native in the background for authenticity.

the undead

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you can call me a cunt all you want. you can. there are some people who will always be the forever undead. like, mickey rooney . he still has a pulse, and apparently an official website, too. john wayne. sonny bono . buddy hackett . john denver . oh, wait. he hasn't peeled yet, right? raul julia. anne bancroft - goddess -

why don't hookers have insurance?

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it's hotter than a hooker's pussy outside. speaking of hookers. I love this... hookers support network . I'm serious. I think hookers and sex workers should have health insurance plans provided by their pimps, production companies or clubs. why not?! who doesn't want a decent health plan? if I were a madame, all my girls would have insurance. it's the right thing to do! I've emailed the hookers support network and requested an interview. I don't think I get that many working girl readers, but I would love to interview him. I wonder what he'll say...

today on coffee talk with blaire...

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I've been desperate for Jesus since I was a little girl. The pastor laid his hands on me and prayed for me to receive the baptism of the Holy Spirit and I immediately began to praise the Lord like I never had before. I was so excited. I felt so full of Jesus! she's so insightful that blaire, isn't she?! I think she's recounting her first sexual experience. sounds very full-body-orgasm. I thought everybody was Baptist. My friends and relatives soon informed me that I had probably been inducted into a cult. oh blaire, even us dirty jews? you thought we were baptist, too? I hope I'm not boring you. If not, join me next time when I tell you about the church I attended after high school. I can't wait. oh, I simply can't wait. my vulva lips are twitching like crickets in anticipation of more bible yarns from blaire. one more thing, someone should really tell blaire that reenrolled isn't a word. I know it's super cunty of me to point that out after such a