HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLEO!!!!
Sunday, September 17, 2006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLEO!!!!
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 8:13 PM
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 7:59 PM
Man Jailed for 11 Years in Bizarre Divorce Saga
MEDIA, Pennsylvania (Sept. 16)
Barbara Jean Crowther Chadwick is now Bobbie Applegate - she made up the last name. in past interviews, she has described a home life controlled intensely by her husband, with rationed toilet paper (six sheets per bathroom visit) and sex (7:30 a.m., Tuesdays and Thursdays).
she should be grateful. he gave her six squares per visit. if she can contain her anal explosions to once a day, she can use up 90% of that day's squares and ration the other squares for peeing. what is so complicated here, people?!
he also didn't withhold the cock. he was putting out twice a week. I'm not sure if this accounts for foreplay, but I assume that if it doesn't, he'd be willing to compromise and allocate a good 15 minutes towards it.
it's all about negotiation, applegate. ps: does she thinks she bears a striking resemblance to c-app?
and, what is with that tattoo? could it be any rougher on the eyes?!
let go. move it along, people.
I'm done blogging today. I have that much to do and I'm putzin' around wayyy too much.
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 3:32 PM
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 2:30 PM
you can call me a cunt all you want. you can. there are some people who will always be the forever undead. like, mickey rooney. he still has a pulse, and apparently an official website, too.
john wayne. sonny bono. buddy hackett. john denver. oh, wait. he hasn't peeled yet, right? raul julia. anne bancroft - goddess -
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 2:15 PM
it's hotter than a hooker's pussy outside. speaking of hookers. I love this... hookers support network. I'm serious.
I think hookers and sex workers should have health insurance plans provided by their pimps, production companies or clubs. why not?! who doesn't want a decent health plan? if I were a madame, all my girls would have insurance. it's the right thing to do!
I've emailed the hookers support network and requested an interview. I don't think I get that many working girl readers, but I would love to interview him. I wonder what he'll say...
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 1:51 PM
I've been desperate for Jesus since I was a little girl. The pastor laid his hands on me and prayed for me to receive the baptism of the Holy Spirit and I immediately began to praise the Lord like I never had before. I was so excited. I felt so full of Jesus!
she's so insightful that blaire, isn't she?!
I think she's recounting her first sexual experience. sounds very full-body-orgasm.
I thought everybody was Baptist. My friends and relatives soon informed me that I had probably been inducted into a cult.
oh blaire, even us dirty jews? you thought we were baptist, too?
I hope I'm not boring you. If not, join me next time when I tell you about the church I attended after high school. I can't wait.
oh, I simply can't wait. my vulva lips are twitching like crickets in anticipation of more bible yarns from blaire.
one more thing, someone should really tell blaire that reenrolled isn't a word. I know it's super cunty of me to point that out after such a profound and moving journal entry. I so hate to ruin the moment, but I feel like it's something she really needs to know.
I'm also tagging blaire for a meme.
- did you lose your virginity to jesus?
- how old were you?
- was your hymen already broken from horseback riding (wink-wink)?
- did you bleed all over jesus' cock?
- did you cum?
- if you had an opportunity to alienate more countries on a global scale, which countries would they be?
- when someone isn't listening to you beating the word of god into them, what guilt methods do you use?
- how come you've never put together a hellhouse? it's super up your alley and could really help you terrify people, especially kids, right into jesus' arms. I really think you should consider it. just to be clear, not hollywood hellhouse. the real baptist hellhouse. I was in hollywood hellhouse and I can tell you it was a very hedonistic event.
- how come you married a fagellah?
- you wear the kitchiest printed theme outfits. I was wondering if you shop at the quacker factory on qvc.
well, I gotta go. I sure do hope you hit my blog and post a meme next week. we'd all love to know so much more about you, blaire. you're kind of mysterious and shy.
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 11:41 AM