ok, so I don't have a dick! formalities. formalities. per nicoleo, I am sharing this yarn with you.
so, louie jew and I were meandering to my 30-year-old, black on black mother fucking cock sucking SANS air conditioning, car, when I noticed that he had gum on his paw!
yeah, chewing gum burrowed into his left paw with a nice gum web trailing behind.
who the fuck throws chewing gum on the street anymore? that is so fucking 80s.
now, I have to take the dog to the fucking groomer to get it sucked out of his fucking paw. god forbid he licks foreign gum and gets some freakish disease.
people suck ass!
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 3:24 PM