top 10 reasons katertot is awake at 3:20 am
1. an orgasm pre-sleep is always a crap shoot for a woman. it puts her out or perks her up. 2. jewergies 3. I felt I got distracted from my hate time. so, I woke up to do a few hate exercises and bitter runs. 4. haglette the hellnine dripping in, something-died-in-his-fat-fuck-farting-ass 5. wondering how I can jump on the, I-see-dead-people, wagon and make a few bucks. 6. reading my top 10 reasons to commit suicide and realizing, I'm onto something. 7. pondering how to be a contemporary guilt dispensing weapon 8. wishing I could remember the name of that, don't-pay-the-irs-and-don't-get-penalized, book. 9. curious about how long it takes cheese to pass through your system. 10. a girl's gotta pee!