Katie Schwartz

In case you were curious, the evangelicals, forbid men to wear women's clothing and women to wear men's clothing. I was shocked, too! I thought for sure these fundies would bend a little. not up the ass without lube a little, but enough to welcome a kilt and a glory hole. news?! I could make this shit up... but. rewriting THE WORD is already the new black.

paris hilton is dispensing pearls galore this week. I knew she was going to change the world. that paris sure is a supergal. check out her latest call to action to teens, tweens and weens. fuck poverty. fuck war. we've got the teen choice awards to vote for! Teen Choice Awards 2007 Nomination Current mood: working Hope you all had a great holiday! Very exciting news…I have been nominated for the Teen Choice Awards ‘07, in the Female Reality/Variety category! The show is airing live Sunday, August 26th, 8pm/7pm CST. I would love for you to show your support by voting at the link below: http://www.fox.com/teenchoice/ All my love, xoxoParis she loves me. she really, really loves me. I feel that. do you? pcunt also had a 4th of jewly message to all her fans. again with the contributions to society. ah, so giving. so charitable. so generous. so selfless. Happy 4th of July ! Current mood: excited Hey everyone! I'm back from my much needed vacation in Maui. It was so beautiful and rel...

oh look, it's chuvvy jesus. maybe I should focus on one font style for my blog. thoughts?

the first true american drag queen, judy garland. and what is she hawking? pan-cake make-up. if that isn't the bees knees, I don't know what is. I would pay someone to sleep right now. actual dollars. if I thought throwing my head against a wall would help, I'd do that, too. I need sleep drugs. nah. I already have guilt, shame and neurosis. I don't really need another monkey on my back. though, it could be festive. it urks me when people don't email me back. I e-stalked one of my girlie friends back home a month ago and she hasn't e-stalked me back. maybe she's breaking up with me. after 25 years of friendship, I would expect more. oops, there I go with expectations. schwartzy, you know better than that. it's true. I do. for the love. please let me sleeeeeeep.

I have raging insomnia. I was horizontal for two hours and bupkas. I mean bup-kas. I am beyond exhausted. god forbid I fall asleep for 5 mother fucking cock sucking minutes. it's nerves. a busy brain. an overtired body. I'm shooting for a productive insomniac experience by writing. if I churn out shit, that's just wrong on every level. some people are such brilliant sleepers, so much so they do it for sport. why can't I be a sleep enthusiast? oh. those same people also wake up like a folgers ad. fuckers. sleep heeblette, sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. nope. still not tired. arghers.