Katie Schwartz

Oh, Bubbsie Wubbsie I love you so-oh-oh-oh, Bubbsie Wubbsie, thank you so-oh-oh-oh. Our Sprawling Daddy of Doom sent me a jpg and a link to.... Drum roll, please.... MySpaceDouchebags . Click now . You will fucking howl, it's hilar squared. The douchiest of douchebags are on this site with Howard Cosell commentary and all. What a find. Thanks, Bubbsie!

I cannot figure out how to use myspace. I am so myspace-tarded. I don't know how to invite friends, not that I know so many myspacers. and, nobody wants to be myspace friend. what the fuck?! come on, people. myspace me already! geez louise. oy vey katie myspace . show me what to do. give me a myspace-tutorial. oh, ps: how do you change backgrounds and shit?