Friday, September 01, 2006
according to the urban dictionary vagina fangs is basically the equivalent of needy chick syndrome. I HATE people.
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I am still bleeding. a lot. like there's a free gift in it for my egg if she OUT-bleeds every other menstruating twat this month.
so, on tuesday, I plugged something into one of the outlets in my kitchen and flames jutted out. yeah. I know. my slumlord sent an electrican over after I begged. he looked at it and said. "oh, yeah. there is a short. see the burned wire." ya know what he did to fix it? he didn't replace the wire of course. he put electrical tape around the socket!
if I wanted a white trash adventure in, test your life with a socket" I would've called kfed to fix it.
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