Katie Schwartz

the goddess that is hilar is in. she had me at first lady.

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays. 1) that I'll be stuck forever. 2) that throwing out my garbage every single day isn't enough and should be increased to twice a day given my severe phobia of maggots. 3) that I'll always be a 5-7 day menstruator versus a 3-day-er. 4) that I'm being haunted by dead people. tune in next week for more fears and chronic reminders that katie is in fact a big fat freak.

bush says iraqis fumbled saddam hanging best fuckin' headline of of 07'. I don't care if we are just 5 minutes into the new year. it's absolutely genius. the only headline that could top that is, bush has been impeached (and) upon hearing the news, cheney emptied his bank accounts and fled to switzerland. "WASHINGTON (Jan. 17) - President Bush said Tuesday the unruly execution of Saddam Hussein "looked like it was kind of a revenge killing," making it harder to persuade a skeptical U.S. public that Iraq 's government will keep promises central to Bush's plan for a troop increase. In his toughest assessment yet, Bush criticized the circumstances of Saddam's hanging last month, as well as Monday's execution of two top aides, including Saddam's half brother. I was disappointed and felt like they fumbled the -- particularly the Saddam Hussein execution, the president said in an interview with PBS' Jim Lehrer." I spose' it ...