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Jerry Lewis Suffers 'Mild' Heart Attack Wednesday Jun 14, 2006 8:15am EST By Stephen M. Silverman I love jerry lewis. so glad I'm not a jerry's kid... still, I thought he was one of those perpetually-dead-but-living, guys, like, john wayne, sonny bono. I had no idea jlew had a pulse. you? Probe Finds Bogus Hurricane Aid May Top $1.4 Billion FEMA Relief Funds Paid for Football Tickets, a Caribbean Vacation and a Divorce LawyerBy LARRY MARGASAK, AP WASHINGTON (June 14) - The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion in bogus assistance to victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, getting hoodwinked to pay for season football tickets, a tropical vacation and even a divorce lawyer, congressional investigators have found. "This is an assault on the American taxpayer. Prosecutors ... should be looking at prosecuting these crimes and putting the criminals who committed them in jail for a long time."-Rep. Michael McCaul, R-Texas wonder what he thinks of his posse...