Wednesday, June 14, 2006

jerry lewis. fema fucks. fcc. twit-n-rash. paris gash.

Jerry Lewis Suffers 'Mild' Heart Attack
Wednesday Jun 14, 2006 8:15am EST
By Stephen M. Silverman

I love jerry lewis. so glad I'm not a jerry's kid... still, I thought he was one of those perpetually-dead-but-living, guys, like, john wayne, sonny bono. I had no idea jlew had a pulse. you?

Probe Finds Bogus Hurricane Aid May Top $1.4 Billion
FEMA Relief Funds Paid for Football Tickets, a Caribbean Vacation and a Divorce LawyerBy LARRY MARGASAK, AP

WASHINGTON (June 14) - The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion in bogus assistance to victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, getting hoodwinked to pay for season football tickets, a tropical vacation and even a divorce lawyer, congressional investigators have found.

"This is an assault on the American taxpayer. Prosecutors ... should be looking at prosecuting these crimes and putting the criminals who committed them in jail for a long time."-Rep. Michael McCaul, R-Texas

wonder what he thinks of his posse's total and absolute disregard of the katrina victims.

I also don't recall seeing his name on any type of proposal to fix the levy's he fucking KNEW were shot and worn, and in desperate need of repair pre-hurricane. yet, he expects retribution because of, once again, fema's negligence in how they appropriated 1.4 billion?!


June 14, 2006
CBS affils rebut FCC's 'Trace' fine

WASHINGTON -- CBS affiliates told the FCC that its proposal to fine stations for airing an episode of "Without a Trace" should be tossed because the complaints didn't come from real people. In a motion filed Tuesday at the commission, the affiliates argued against the complaints that resulted in a FCC proposal to levy $3.3 million in fines for CBS stations that aired the "Trace" episode. The affiliates claim that not one of the 4,211 complaints the FCC received came from any place outside "the websites operated by two advocacy groups -- the Parents Television Council and, to a much lesser extent, the American Family Association." (Brooks Boliek)

The Federal Communications Commission addressed more than 300,000 backlogged indecency complaints Wednesday, including a charge against the CBS missing-persons hit Without a Trace.

"All four big-timers--ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC--fell prey to the hunt for indecent content, with CBS leading the pack, as the FCC proposed fining the network and affiliates an unprecedented $3.63 million for a December 2004 episode of Without a Trace that featured teenagers engaging in orgy-style sexual shenanigans. The fine is to be shared by 111 CBS stations, according to Reuters."

let's hope this is the beginning of a beauuuutiful backlash against the fcc that exposes them and their sick christian cohorts as the malign, insidious and vile freaks they are.

slit on k-rash (ya know:: why brit loves her k-fed)
"he's simple and his heart is awesome"

interpretation: he does what I tell him and he's not smarter than me.

Paris Hilton says she enjoys being single
NEW YORK - Paris Hilton says she's enjoying The Single Life. Hilton, who stars in E! Entertainment Television's "The Simple Life" opposite ex-friend Nicole Richie, told "Live With Regis and Kelly" on Tuesday that she's "single for the first time" in her life.

"I always have a boyfriend all the time, so I've never really got to know me and, like, have time for myself because I spend all my energy on the boyfriend," the 25-year-old hotel heiress-actress said.

What has she learned by not having a man on her arm?

"I'm a very strong woman. I don't need a man. I can be on my own," she said.

does this really need a comment?


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