To Jewgirl From Christian Mortgage Company
Jesus spams me a lot. When you spend that much time schlepping on a cross, I suppose the idea of not schlepping something feels foreign. He's gotta hawk something, so why not mortgage. He's also sent me life and health insurance quotes. He's so busy with himself that Jesus. In my box today. Not vadge, e-box, he sent me a low interest rate mortgage and vowed not to base his final decision on my religious or sexual orientation. Check out the highlights below . Subject: Rates as low as 4.625% You Could Start Your New Year with a Lower Mortgage Payment! Refinance Today! Spend 2007 with more money every month: More money for credit payments More money for car payments More money for school payments More money for life payments ! Life Payments ? The subtext feels very, for the extortionist, pedophile or embezzler in you . Ok, this is my favorite part: Christian Family Loans is not affiliated with, or sponsored or endorsed by any religion or faith-based institution. This adve...