Katie Schwartz

... Say it with me. Thanks to my good friend Teeny for sending me this ginormous shot of Coco Grand Rapids and some research on Coco's website , she has a lot to say. Or should I say alot to say. In case you were wondering about Coco's breasts and if they're real, here are the facts straight from her V, also found on the BIO link: "My breasts have been enhanced (ya don't say?!) and they've been done since late in my 18 years age (that's a sentence I'd want to repeat) . I've always had nice sized breast (breastSSSSSSS) but I just wanted them to fit my shape and I love to go braless " (forTUNAtely, your breasts will survive you, and your braless corpse can bounce into eternity. Happy?) . If you log onto her site and hit BLOG ATTACK , you'll see this dandy note, too: "Blog Attack (with an image of big red lips) A lot of ugly blogs are out there saying some really mean things about your Coco . It's easy when no one ever says anythi...

Coco's vagina for the blind. Menstrual lips: when the twins get a reprieve for a job well done. These lips were made for talking. Fuck you, Revlon. I told you my lips were famous. Coco's PETA lips. HELLOOOOOO. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?! THIS IS MUHAMMAD ALI. My bloggyJewpal, Adylish scent me a fabulous, fuck-off link called Smell Me And . It's the perfect spokesvadge gig for the Cocster. In Vulva's own words: "Vulva original is not a perfume. It's a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your smelling pleasure." When Coco's cooch runs out of steam from being split to death, thank God she has Vulva to turn to. Such a shondj she isn't working for them.