Katie Schwartz

Good morning! If you've been following my tweets, @katieschwartz , you know that my pal VeronicaWords , is working like a dawg to, well, save dawgs. From VW: "Here’s the scoop from @VeronicaWords : vote 4 us! http://is.gd/3EQR Fill in Pike County Humane Society Milford PA & Search. then select us. Animal verification, that’s it!". It's a great shelter and you can vote every day, so please do. They're in desperate need of the fundage. Off you go to vote for canine hope . My dad joined Twitter, @jsbrooklyn . I'm plotzing. @TanyaEspanya , doll that she is, friended my pops. As far as dark humor is concerned, you'll quickly learn the apple does not in fact fall far from the tree, not at all. Friend him, ga'head. I think he knows how to follow back, if not my brother, @nicktony will show him, I'm sure. I'm obsessing about the song, Caribbean Queen, for reasons I can't explain, and the mispronunciation of the word, "Caribbean". I...

Happy Birthday Teeny Weeny! I wish you good health, creative inspiration and an abundance of happiness. e-stalk our beloved Tanya Espanya a very happy birthday. Or leave a comment here. Or on her bloggy... I'm plotzing our teenajha is becoming a woman. Love, Schwartzy

our darling and wacky tanya ethpanya , you know, the knocked up broad from canada, delivered a healthy baby boy last night! awww. this from the hubby: Just a quick note to let you know that Alexander Enrique Champagne arrived at 0:40 on Jun 16th. Weighing 9 lbs And measuring xxx in length. Tanya and baby are doing fine, pictures to follow in the next couple of days. MAZEL TOV, CONGRATULATIONS! SUCH A MITZVAH

our favorite almost ready to burst she's so pregnant, diva , tagged me for a food meem . I love food, so this is wayyyy up fehatty's alley. (I still owe creepy , cpunchman and sprawling ramshackle meems, which I will do today. totally looking forward boychicks). the rules: List your top 5 favorite places to eat and tag 5 other people who live in different cities, states or countries (why isn't countries spelled cuntries ?) 1: I am a mexican food whore bag. I love it hard. guacamole makes my vulva lips twitch. el cholo is the closest thing to san francisco mexican food I've had in shlock angeles. mouth watering burritos. to die for beans and veggie fajitas that would make you rise from the dead and fuck a mortician. 2: I also love koohbahn food. versailles is off the hook. their vegetarian platters should be illegal, simple. traditional. yummalish. the most succulent and savory black beans and white rice I've ever had in my life (except for my venezuelan bff...