my vagina and I got into a HUGE knock down drag out fight this morning.
I suspended her vibrator privileges a few days ago, so she decided to lead a revolt against me. she's threatening me with a yeast infection. what a snatch! so cunty sometimes, you know?
due to elevated horniness, she's been insatiable. it's becoming a problem. is it soo much to ask that she be a little sensitive to my needs?! I'm a very busy person. I don't have time to cater to her every moistened wish. I mean, gaahhhd. she can be so slutty sometimes, too. I'm so not like that. I'm far more reserved. I don't need it the way she does.
as always, I'm conflicted. I hate to censor her of course, or anyone else, but we have to learn to co-exist a bit better. donchya think? it can't always be about HER and HER needs.
when did vaginas corner the market on neediness?! *that isn't a fucking pun!*
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Friday, September 29, 2006
my vagina and me
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latest fears
each week, into my brain pops new or existing fears to add to or expound on my rolodex of agida.
you think it's easy being a neurotic chubby jew broad? it ain't. it's a lot of time, work and preperation.
my fears this week...
1: I never want to be a sloppy menstruator. the kind of dame who let's ruby flow wherever she damn well pleases.
2: fingernail cancer.
3: running out of menstrual pain medication.
4: being fat with se's for the rest of my fuckin' life.
5: upcoming blood test results.
6: louie's ginormous lump on his shoulder and ankle -oy- this is the mamabootzah of ahj.
7: being stuck. you know what I mean.
8: becoming incontinent
9: my uterus dropping and crashing my vaginal canal right along with it. and, a total inability to then see my womb as the fabulous accessory it can be!
10: that the creative juices are being sucked out of my brain and heart forever!
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the only upside to insomnia is blogging.
boobiethon.com: october is breast cancer awareness month. show your boobies for a cure!
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when george bush cums
these are the things he probably says:
1: I'm way more of a god than jesus was.
2: four more years! four more years!
3: suck it harder, rummy, for' I bitch slap your sweet ass.
4: oh, condi, you da best dirty little secret I never had.
save women's boobies! boobiethon.com
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new fetishes
has jew hating become a fetish yet? I fear it's cumming.
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great articles
jew review same sex marriage
frank rich's essay: the joy of gay marriage
show your titskeas for breast cancer awareness: bobbiethon!
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