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The Toilet Revolution

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This lovely asspalace cost a mere 1.2 million dollars. It's being built by Sim Jae-duck, chairman of the World Toilet Association . I had no idea that an actual toilet association existed. Oh, but it super does, complete with a delightful anal stimulating photo gallery . There's even a world toilet college . Just what I always wanted, an advanced degree in shit. Outside of fetishists, who would dream of becoming a shit erector? They even have a section dedicated to toilet entertainment . WTA must think we're shittards. Every savvy shitter I know fills their bathroom with the latest and greatest in shitware. Lucky us, they have games, too! Catch a shit and Toilet Trouble Quiz were topping my list until I discovered Bathroom Chemistry Quiz: Do you know what’s in your toilet? I digress, I'm a shittard. Hi. Keenly aware of all the anal mishigos that goes on in my porcelain goddess. Here are some excerpts from the article Mr Toilet Nears Completion of Commode-Shaped House