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avoidance

I have so much shit to do, it's just not funny. but I also need to run to whole foods to get something to eat because I'm STARVING.. please, I could live off of my body for months and still not starve to death. I hate dieting. If I could eat a vat of cheese in any shape or form right now, I would. Cheese and crackers by the millions. Pizza in 50 pound intervals. The god damned shame of me. I'm not craving sweets. Go figure. Just salt. Sick amounts of salt. Pots and pots of salt. but disguised in well managed fat. I need to focus.

when...

... do we think I will start getting hate mail? a week? two weeks? 48 hours?

have a heart

can somebody please tell me how to fix the javascript that's awry with my links??? for the love of god, how many times do I have to ask??? geez louise.

born agains

do we know if born again's like, lisa welchel, fuck? I've tried to imagine her bending over and her gay husband giving her an unrelenting fierce pounding. I've even gone so far as to visualize her saying: "oh, baby, shove that big christian cock up my ass. whore fuck me mary magdeleine style. spend your love nectar all over my supple Corinthian tits." but I just can't see it. it's killing me. do these type of born again's fuck? we know billy graham and his sicko cohorts do, and we know the trinity broadcast network christian crazies, fuck dirty and wrong on all kinds of levels... but do the welchel's of the world, too? I admit I can see him carousing the midwest for glory holes to shove his meat bat through. but I can't see her getting off, much less having sex outside of procreating. do we feel bad for her? we orgasm whores of the world. I don't think so. she still freaks me out. even more since I read her website obsessively. she's my

purity rings... this is so sick

Under the Bush administration , organizations that promote abstinence and encourage teens to sign virginity pledges or wear purity rings have received federal grants. The Silver Ring Thing, a subsidiary of a Pennsylvania evangelical church, has received more than $1 million from the government to promote abstinence and to sell its rings in the United States and abroad. According to the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States, the federal budget in 2005 allocates $168 million to abstinence-only education. President Bush is seeking $206 million for 2006. In a 2001 study published in the American Journal of Sociology, Peter Bearman, a professor of sociology at Columbia University, found that only 12 percent of the more than 2.5 million adolescents who had made a virginity pledge by 1995 remained abstinent until marriage. Abstinence pledges do delay sex for an average of 18 months, Bearman found, but those who break their pledges are a third less likely to use prot

have you ever noticed.

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that kfed looks like a vagina gone awry. stare. ewwww.

Kfed, brit's bitch said..

his album will not feature his pop-star wife. "We have collaborated," he says. "But I'm not going to put the songs on this album because it's like, 'Respect me first; then I'll show you what I've done with my wife.'" yeah, cause his wife gets SO MUCH RESPECT that you really should hold out for that. dumb ass.