Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Big Vaginas

We all know how Katie feels about a split pookie. It's just wrong on every level. Ain't nobody need to see a dame's lips literally pierced to her pants. The world knows ya got em'. When the pants fall there isn't a big reveal. However, with proper grooming and an air of mystery, it could be the pookiestravaganza event of the year. Coco is another story. She was born to exude her cavernous taco. It would be rude not to recognize and support that commitment.

I'm actually talking about something quite different. The dame who wears... I can't even say it. Ok, ready, set... leggings. PS: She also listens to Michael Bolton. This same leggings bird features her VAGINA in a way that makes her vadge look bulbous, like a drunken Bukowski nose. To accentuate the massive box even more, she wears a slinky top. I'm not trying to be cunty here, but the legging vadge I saw yesterday was like nothing I have ever seen in my life.

She's a shorty like me. She's petite and her vagina was THREE TIMES HER SIZE. She wasn't playing peeny-stash. This was an actual vagina. She wasn't wearing a menstrual pad. She uses plugs. This was her God given VAGINA and it was GINORMOUS. Impossible to miss and definitely intimidating. If I were a man, I'd want a wing man to ensure my safe return, that's how huge it was.

Moving right along... On a far more important note, our beloved Bubbsie has a heavy heart. Be a mensch and send him warmth and loving thoughts. He's always there for us when we need him to lift our spirits, make us laugh and impart a pearl. Run. Go. Now.


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