Saturday, January 27, 2007

cruising for jesus

yes, you too can cruise for jesus. it shouldn't come as a shock. after all, you can now be the proud owner of a bobble head jesus', space jesus, jesus robot, jesus and friends toys for tots, jesus pencil toppers, jesus dress up dolls, complete with a cross hangin' j. so, why not cruise with the man?

my god (no pun intended), jesus has more chach than any salvation army I've ever been to!

today, I hit my beloved blair's journal and low and behold, guess what I found out? she's on a christian cruise!

The K-Love Friends and Family cruise. Premiere Christian Cruises puts this all together and they are the same people who will also be putting together the Music Boat cruise to Jamaica in April of this year. But that’s not all, my best friend in the whole wide world,, was to be speaking on the cruise so I would also get to spend time with, which is too rare since and live in different states and both have crazy busy lives.

And, yes, the whole thing is an inside joke with her manager, David, but I am sincere about you clicking on the link and joining her mailing list.

k-love, in case you were wondering, features all your favorite christian contemporary singers under one roof for a whole fucking week. well, sign me up and slit my wrists with a super sharp knife.

I think from now on, I'm going to refer to all of my bff's in the whole wide world as .com's.

music to my ears

leave it to the goddess that IS jane fonda... thousands protest war in iraq. very inspiring. read it. Silence is no longer an option, Fonda said

At the rally, 12-year-old Moriah Arnold said, Now we know our leaders either lied to us or hid the truth. Because of our actions, the rest of the world sees us as a bully and a liar.

The founders of our country gave our Congress the power of the purse because they envisioned a scenario exactly like we find ourselves in today. Now only is it in our power, it is our obligation to stop Bush.

Tickle Me Elmo Tmx Giggle and Shake Chair

ok... isn't this more of a toy for mom? it's a chair that vibrates for fuck sake. what part of child is synonymous with vibrate?! EXACTLY-- bupkas!

big gay fun


ah to be gay

this is a mainstream ad from the 1950s. fabulous enough! do you realize that you'd never see an ad like this in a straight rag today? over 50 years later! that makes me quite sad...

and now for.... fartkisaf

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays.

1. rejection. waiting. waiting for rejection.

2. I won't make my 2/1 rejection deadline. see where my head is at? the shame...

3. my slumlord won't let me move downstairs without a new deposit, rent increase and a new lease. I really need to make this move asap because of haglette's arthritis. stairs are an ish. otherwise, kid's doing great.
4. rejection yet again.

5. overall anxiousness because I've been cataloguing my rolodex of fears for fun!

6. really strange ass dreams. some deathy. some super random and deathy.
7. new tires, new brakes, a tune-up and new windshield wipers. if I don't get it done this week, I'm worried my back tires will expode.

that concludes this week's fears. sorta


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