Katie Schwartz

Keywords All the Way from Oy to Vey came up on this week: Famous Pussy, Vintage Pussy, Vintagepussy, Vaginas and Big Vaginas. First and foremost, what happened to Cunt? My blog is no longer cunt worthy? Is this a new trend I should worry about? Secondly, and I realize how irrational this is, but my blog is much more than the vagina I dish up. I'm just sayin'. I'd like another Sunday. I'm not ready for Monday. I'd like two Sunday's a week, wouldn't that be dandyrific? I think so. I can't stop listening to Flo Rida's song "Low". Great song to walk to. I schlepped to the cooking store today for cookware and the shtunk was so vile, heavy-duty-nostril-killing-eyes-burning-chemicalsquared-floor wax. You know when a scent is so heavy, it gets lodged in your throat for the day? This was that. Oy vey. Worse, no matter where I was in the store, mop daddy of doom magically appeared, screaming at me for walking over his freshly mopped floors. After a...

Is it ironic that the picture of modern feminism from 1900-1940 has a homemaker ee background, or is it just me? Thoughts? Did you know that if you accidentally plug in blogPsot, you land on a bible page? Try it, any blogspot blog and misspell spot . All readers from Texas, I'm thinking abouchyas. Hang in, tootsies. Be safe and be careful. Some keywords I came up on this week are so fucking funny. kind of vagina : How does one have a kind of vagina? By missing a lip? Specifically what constitutes a kind of V? Aren't you curious? I am. And why my blog comes up on this searchy search. lisa whelchel nude : Is this a peen rising image for men and a vulva lip twitching event for women? Spill. love making words : Yeah, okay. I'm that dame you never want to say "I want to make love to you" to. Just an FYI. Not that their lining up to shtup Schwartz at the minee. Let's talk about love making words, what are they? They aren't "Fuck me" "Bend me"...

Look! Barbie has a vadge-- finally . I checked my keywords this morning for the past week and fell out, yo. Some of these phrases are a riot. katie schwartz - um, duh. coco - an honor as always. "greetings from george and laura's bush" - and OH what a bush it is. coco's vagina - okay, so I have a lot to say on the matter, but so does she. menstruation - beautiful. all the way from oy to vey - oh, goodie. Goodie ?! Who am I? big vagina lips - I prefer meaty. coco camel toe - I digress. in side a vagina - "in side" is one word "inside" jamie spears knocked - UP, sweetie, SHE'S KNOCKED UP jews vulva - I wear them proudly. small vulva fucking - and your point is? thai girls video blogspot.comvulva - this is my favey because it's so whaaaaa ?!