Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Oh, So Much to Spill!



First, the image above is from my good friends at one of my favorite reads, The Daily Pitchfork.




Now, onto the dish... I don't know where to begin. What a month. Guthy is the greatest fucking editor I have ever had the privilege of working with (THANK YOU, DOLL). What an awesome, inspiring, enlightening experience working with her has been to edit my book. My book?! Do you believe?! I'm still plotzing. Everything will be wrapped up and ready to roll this week. I will be hocking youse ah'plenty. Baleedat, yo.



Side Note: I'm listening to Midnight Train to Georgia... It always makes me think of my girls
Bethy and Politits.



I am grossly behind on my bloggy reading and writing. This will all be changing by Monday, I promise. I apologize for being a shitlogger. Let's not break-up, not when we've come this far and have so much more to do together.



I noted that B-Spears is bipolar, Obama and Hills are neck and neck (I hope they run together), Huckabee is still a severe whack job who should be institutionalized alongside Britney, and Heath Ledger didn't kill himself. I suppose all is well in the world. KIDDING. KIDDING. KIDDING.



I have announcements galore that I am going to be posting tomorrow and Friday, so drag yer asses back, capisce? Capisce.

16 comments:

bizQuirk said...

I wanna be a pip..stand behind you and sing, 'wooo...wooo'!

Amy Guth said...

OMG, I've always wanted to be a Motown backup singer. Sparkles, "ohhhs" and "whoa, whoa whoa-oh!" and little elbowey dance moves. Hey, I know I song I can sing lead on, though. Ready?

Are you ready to kill me???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE SCHWARTZ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Now in Hebrew!

YOM HULEDET SAMEACH! YOM HULEDET SAMEACH! YOM HULEDET SAAAAAAMEEEEEACHHHH! YOM HULEDET SAMEACH!

Amy Guth said...

Oh! And thank you for the complement!

Bacon Lady said...

Is it really your birthday?! Well, Happy Birthday to you!

May all your vagilicious dreams come true, Gorgeous!

(I'll stop yelling now)

P.S. I could nevah stop stalking you. What, are you kidding me?

Cavalor Epthith said...

I will add you to the Spring required reading list poste haste!

Tanya Espanya said...

I knew it was your birthday too, and you should have received your e-card already.

I love the caption on that picture, too...holy hilarious!

Bilious Pudenda said...

Your nativity?
You realise our nativities are within a week of each other, Yes?

Nu?
What's it like being 25?

Perhaps the grifter Guth could post a video where she emulates Ballard and Wilson in the Supremes: "Stop! In The Name Of Love" Don't forget the tight sequined frock.

Evil Spock said...

Happy Birthday! Oh, and congrats on your book coming up!

DCup said...

Happy Birthday, Katie!!!!

Bated breath, peanut. I'm waiting with bated breath.

(there might be a little vodka and M&Ms on that bated breath, but you get the idea)

Bilious Pudenda said...

I too await with bated breath my little poppet. For what I am awaiting, I know not, but I await with breathy sotto voce nonetheless.

Bubs said...

Good to see you again! can't wait to catch up with you.

Bubs said...

DOH!

I'm such a dummy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Dale said...

Happy Everything Katie, especially Vagina.

FranIAm said...

Happy Birthday my dear Katelah!!

And that picture, too feckin' funny.

And your book!!!!

Now I have to keep coming back here and I myself have been a shitblogger of late too.

I have a lot of tsuris going on but I am hanging in.

You are the BEST.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Happy Belated Birthday! Gawd, now I feel like pure unadulterated shit for not writing it down.

BAC said...

Hey, Happy B-day! So glad to have found you. Will add a link at Yikes!


BAC

 

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