Tuesday, May 02, 2006

dr. phil is creepy

you know it's true.

nobody can have a systemic rule code for every aspect of their fucking life. it's TOO MUCH. I'm not being a negative nellie.

dr. phil is creepy.

he has a dark side, and I can't wait until it explodes onto the airwaves.

he fucks chickens. he's into bondage. he bottoms for his wife. he participates in christian circle jerks. it's something. I know it! nobody is that organized and well appointed. it's not possible.

somebody please out dr. phil! I can't take it anymore.

dreamy headlines

MEXICO CITY - Mexican President Vicente Fox will sign into law a measure that decriminalizes the possession of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin and other drugs for personal use, his spokesman said Tuesday.

"The president is going to sign this law," said Aguilar, who called the legislation "a better tool ... that allows better action and better coordination in the fight against drug dealing."

as my mother said, tourism will flourish. I also wonder... how will a small amount be defined?

33-Year-Old Man Marries 104-Year-Old Woman

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (May 1) - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.

this isn't a sexual relationship, right? I can only imagine what 30-year-old cock looks like penetrating 104-year-old pussy. who wouldn't?! it's perfectly creepy!


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