Thursday, June 15, 2006

patrick henry college

patrick henry college is the most fucked up, depressing, vile and inexcusable excuse for a university ever to be created. what this college does to young and impressionable minds defeats the entire purpose of college. this agenda pushing, rhetoric spewing 'college' is a sin.

ps: can't wait to see how many unwed mothers come out of this joint and you know, you just know kids are fuckin their straight-gay-std-pregnancy-pot smoking heads off.

Statement of Ethical Values and Standards
All Trustees, administrators, and staff of Patrick Henry College have the right, privilege, and responsibility to:

Demonstrate Christian living and obedience in personal growth, in the interactions of College life, and in dedication to Christian calling and service.

Seek an understanding and articulation of how the Word of God directs the search for truth; pursue excellence in the performance of their work; and show concern for those under their care and instruction.

Value the contributions of all members of the College community and support each other in their various tasks.

Be passionately committed to the mission, vision, and distinctives of Patrick Henry College.
Integrate a biblical worldview into all aspects of their professional lives.

Comply with policies and procedures established by the College.

Participate in endeavors for improvement of the spiritual, economic, social, and cultural life of the community, especially when they have an expertise which may make their contribution particularly valuable and when such a contribution can be made without interfering with their primary obligations at the College.

Statement of Faith
There is one God, eternally existent in three Persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

God is Spirit, and those who worship Him must worship Him in Spirit and in truth.

Jesus Christ, born of a virgin, is God come in the flesh.

The Bible in its entirety (all 66 books of the Old and New Testaments) is the inspired word of God, inerrant in its original autographs, and the only infallible and sufficient authority for faith and Christian living.

Man is by nature sinful and is inherently in need of salvation, which is exclusively found by faith alone in Jesus Christ and His shed blood. **shit. I guess this means heebs are out again. fuck. fuck. fuck.**

Christ's death provides substitutionary atonement for our sins.

Personal salvation comes to mankind by grace through faith.

Jesus Christ literally rose bodily from the dead.

Jesus Christ literally will come to earth again in the Second Advent. **thanks for the heads up. would hate to not be prepared with a nosh for his arrival**

Satan exists as a personal, malevolent being who acts as tempter and accuser, for whom Hell, the place of eternal punishment, was prepared, where all who die outside of Christ shall be confined in conscious torment for eternity. **so, this is where bush is going, right? like, I shouldn't worry about his exist strategy?**

cormac brown's arms are aching... but for good reason

you have got to read cormac's latest story. it's so engaging, so well written and so damn good!

cormac brown, arms aching

rick crowley

"If this recipe were any more 19-fucking-50's, it would have a pack of unfiltered Kent's baked into it. " rick crowely on my mayo cake post

that is fuckin brilliant. I laughed so hard, I peed a little, and I'm still laughing. you have to run, not walk, run, like a dawg and read rick crowley's blog. he is so sick and so disturbingly funny. he's hilar squared.

10 reasons to commit suicide

1. the irs can't come after you for taxes
2. bush is not anywhere near, nor can he EVER come close to arriving at your heaven
3. you're eternally thin
4. you can haunt people
5. you can wear couture clothing and not have to pay for it
6. you never have to use an atm again
7. you don't have to work
8. homelessness has cachet
9. born again christian zealots are forced into slavery, or circus work
10. why not?

chocolate mayo cake


I found this online and I am mother fucking cock sucking offended by this. there is a cake that has been floating around for (apparently) 60 years with MAYONNAISE in it.

it doesn't get more wrong. ok.









chocolate mayo cake
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 1/2 cups white sugar
1 1/2 cups mayonnaise
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 cups water
2 1/4 teaspoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

the cruelty of spam...

fuck this cunt whore bitch for sending me notification of a fucking multi-million dollar lotto ticket that I will never surely win!

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