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I take my dog to this kick ass patch of grass in, too much money and too much time (beverlyhills), sometimes. this afternoon, that's where we went. on the way out there's this gas station that I stop at to hose louie off. he loves it. so there I am hosing louie. kid's havin' a ball. he's panting. he's drooling. he's in full canine bliss. this car black car rolls up, so big and so money, like I never seen in my life. a man in an outfit gets out of the drivers seat and opens the passenger car door. louie's now horizontal on the pavement and I'm pouring water in his mouth and hosing him off like a flower bed. back to the passenger. she pours out of the car like evian water, cool and crisp. Draped in, let's-play-how-many-south-africans-died-for those diamonds. she was in her 70s and had a severe face lift. I'm sure she just finished lunching with the ladies and cross referencing bank accounts. before strolling over she snapped her fingers and the...