Katie Schwartz

Fredrick Schwartz from one of my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite reads, Editorials from Hell's Leading Newspaper , with a writing crew that will make you scream and gasp, wrote about christian cuddle parties: There are some things more frightening in hell but only things that happen on terra make me drink so early in the morning . His spin is politically brilliant and off the hook hilar squared . You have got to check this out. Run . Read . Now.

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee

I'm an Aquarius. I also love a good spin on my sign. You can imagine how pleased I was when a friend forwarded me this nugget: AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart. Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality . I ooed. I ahhed. Lovely. Until I saw this... 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward! Cunty enough?! Happy fuckin' Halloween to you, too, Snatcherella. Gaaaaaaaaaaaahd.