Katie Schwartz

ladies, enough is enough. it's time for us to reclaim our mysterious lip style. we are killing our labia, splitting twins that were meant to work as one. we're not serving mclips with a side of fries. we're dishing up something way more delish (no offense to my beloved queens) . diva espanya sent me some serious lip centric sites (let us pray that even after she gives birth to the fruit, she will continue sending vadgey sites) . the camel toe report . famous toe , man toe and severe toe . the site is a .org. ballsy enough?! vote for my camel toe ! the shame... broads actually send in their vadgiest shots in the hopes of winning. winning what you ask? BUPKAS. top fuckin' toe. like that's gift enough?! and finally, the image... yet another toe link from diva ethpanya. grazie, babe. xoxoxox.

I've noticed a serious no joke lip movement (no pun intended) amongst the thirty something set in the greater los angeles area. I'm a crotch watcher due to my lip phobia . I've unknowingly awakened the fear in the women in my family, too. so much so, my mother told me that while shopping for pants the other day, she asked the sales dame if she had lips. she was shocked. the retail gal, I mean. my mother was the first to ask that question. odd, no? my sister doesn't buy a new pair of pants without asking, am I lippy mess, before purchasing said trousers or jeans. somebody please tell me why broads are bringing back lips? is it a phobia of men not knowing what a split pookie looks like? does it get you more dates? it's very uncomfortable! it's like putting your vadge in a sausage casing.