Katie Schwartz

you have got to read al sensu 's post about these hot models selling coffins . it is so funny!

too fabulous. done procrastinating. have a good day. bye bye now.

I don't understand what it means when christians say they have a personal relationship with jesus. I was christian blog hopping this morning ... for a change. shut the fuck up, and happened upon this doozy. "I went to a tragic funeral today. No, not the most tragic one I have ever been to. BUT, they have the eternal hope that they will see their son again as they have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ... Their beautiful son also had a personal relationship with Jesus too and is in heaven right now... The most tragic funerals are when you know the people do not have that hope I have mentioned. Be thankful we have our children every minute as they are really just on loan to us from God " the loan from god thing is creepy as all fuck off. but that's another post. anywho, it's not the first time I have seen the personal relationship buzz fraze used (I know, it's phrase), but I'm seeing it more frequently. it's always struck me as arrogant, presumpt...

1. Popcorn or candy? I am a buttered popcorn whore. the smell of movie popcorn makes my mouth salivate and my vulva lips twitch louder than a school of summer crickets (I know they don't travel in packs). especially with a sugary soda back. oh, please. hello. divine. 2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever. a clockwork orange. never seen it. I have guilt about that. I do want to see it. it's like warriors. you have to see it. 3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom? I don't know. it seems like such an impossible feat to just be nominated, that's not enough? 4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. one? as if. grace kelly's wardrobe in, to catch a thief. or katherine hepburn's in, bringing up baby. 5. Your favorite film franchise is.... bad boys. I love the chemistry between will smith and martin lawrence. it's an exhilarating, funny ride. will smith's talent is inspiring + he's hilar squ...