Wednesday, March 01, 2006
today when louie and I went to the pet store to score some treats. I was all hopped up on frustration and angst. big time.
he asked for my signature, the clerk, you know. I signed. he said, "thank you, MRS. SCHWARTZ."
I shamefully wailed, "I'm not a MRS. and I don't want to be a MRS. I don't want to get married. it's not for me. I don't have to be a MRS. to afford treats for my dog. I can do it all by myself. and I can't BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD JUST HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME MRS."
he turned red.
the customer behind him; his jaw dropped.
I glared at him and said, "that doesn't mean I'm a lesbian, ya know."
before skulking away, I said, "let's pretend none of this happened!"
I am soooooo ashamed....
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 4:11 PM
deadman. great music. super mudfuckeree. you can just feel the hempseeds.
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 10:55 AM
going super big potty can be quite a disappointment if things don't come out the way you want them too.
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 10:54 AM
I was looking at my reflection in the mirror and I have way too much face. where did my cheekbones go?
last night, I bought weight watchers ice cream bars -- yeah, clearly I won't be doing that again. I ate the entire box.
I also think I had a conversation with someone at 4am. I don't remember. I talk in my sleep. let's hope she, me, didn't divulge any secrets.
my sister's wedding is in 10 days. I'm still fat.
her bachelorette party is this saturday night.
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 10:47 AM