Thursday, February 28, 2008

It's Official, Katie is WHITE TRASH

You know you're white trash when you see your apartment manager walking by your window (in between apartment buildings) and you yell, "Hey, can I give you my rent check for this month?" He responds by saying, "Yah--Chaaaakay." You say, "Do you want me to hand it to you through the hole in my screen, or do you want to come to my front door?"


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'm fucking howling. I love you so fucking much over this story. You SLAY me!

Anonymous said...

"Hey, can I give you my rent check for this month?"

If you spell it 'cheque' it'll make you look more posh.

Eebie said...

Still, you've got good looks and a very nice bod' and in trailer parks those increase your status enormously.

I feel odd as I relate the story to myself. I live in a rent stabilized apartment (ask CP about the quality) and my super' is Roberto and I like speaking Spanish with Roberto. He's muy cool. Have I lost myself to being white trash and don't know it?

PS: I posted.

Distributorcap said...

can you come over to my place and give the rent (rather maintenance) check to my landlord

Freida Bee said...

I suppose it's better than how I first read that, "Hey, can I have my rent check back for this month?"

(Like," I paid on time, but I need the money, so can you give it back to me and I'll pay you late after all?")


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