Katie Schwartz

We all know how Katie feels about a split pookie. It's just wrong on every level. Ain't nobody need to see a dame's lips literally pierced to her pants. The world knows ya got em'. When the pants fall there isn't a big reveal. However, with proper grooming and an air of mystery, it could be the pookiestravaganza event of the year. Coco is another story. She was born to exude her cavernous taco. It would be rude not to recognize and support that commitment. I'm actually talking about something quite different. The dame who wears... I can't even say it. Ok, ready, set... leggings . PS: She also listens to Michael Bolton. This same leggings bird features her VAGINA in a way that makes her vadge look bulbous, like a drunken Bukowski nose. To accentuate the massive box even more , she wears a slinky top. I'm not trying to be cunty here, but the legging vadge I saw yesterday was like nothing I have ever seen in my life. She's a shorty like me. She's p...

I have a tear in my eye and joy in my heart. our bubbsie said CUNT . I am kvelling. I am plotzing AND kvelling. bubbsie, this is HUGE!!! everyone race over to bubbsie's blog and congratulate him. this was no easy thing to do. this took a lot of work and time. I am so proud of you, bubbsie. you have made this feminist jewgirl very happy!!! is mrs. bubbsie equally thrilled?!?!?! how do you feel? do you feel differently? are you empowered? uncomfortable? excited? what? spill, child, spill! look, he really said it. here . don't believe me, look! (below. edited version) Bubs said... bless us all with your groovy pictures and cunt talk .There. Are you happy now?

I am out of blog dish. I got nuttin' interesting. bubs asked me to elaborate on the douche yarn . here yas go. after I told pershina she wasn't getting inside my box, she told me I was immature and irrational. me?! nervey enough. I said, you're from a very conservative country (I had to be diplomatic. I couldn't say ass backwards. wanted to, but didn't). I can't imagine it's acceptable for you to be handling my vagina. I kid you not, she ripped the cookie that was dangling from my lips out of my mouth and ordered me out of her house. cunt. I ran into her about a year later at bank of america. she said, I recognize you. where do I know you from? I couldn't help myself... I wanted to rent your apartment, but you refused to rent it to me because I wouldn't let you douche me. she ran out of there faster than time. (get it)? I got nuttin. I was tellin' guthy the other day about my naybah and her new fuck toy b artholomew . I have a serious issue wit...

sprawling ramshackle has posted a fuck off FABULOUS post about, oh my fucking god, christian clowns ! are you plotzing??? this post is HILAR SQUARED. here's a snippet, but you must click through for greatness right fucking now. I peed... a little. A few weeks ago I put up a clown training video , and it opened a door for me into a world I knew nothing about: the world of Christian Clowning. and There are websites devoted to Christian Clowning Resources ; there are websites for individual performers like Kingdom Karactors (if clowns aren't your thing, they also make and sell puppets !) I needed this, bubs . thank you a million!

bubs of ramshackle compound , another favorite blogger of mine, has posted the funniest article about porn and pancakes . his commentary is hysterical and smart. the topic itself is worth the read.